Purchase appearances,

On clearence,

$5.99 for 3 packs of 9,

And a vase,

At the same place.

Tiger lillies,

Blue roses,

Lotus seed pods,

Chinese porcelain,

Arranged radially,

Placed carefully,

In the living room.

So you will admire,

Not approach.

So you will comment,

Not converse.

How chic.