“Hopeless romantic,” really should be considered an oxymoron.
As should “diet soda,”
And “clean coal.”
Yeah, we drive on parkways and park in driveways, but why is being connected to the Internet also isolating?
Why do people scream when they see small animals but not when they see people that they know (which are far more likely to be dangerous)?
If no house is truly air-tight, then aren’t we always outside?
When can I go inside?
Why do we want somewhere to go when we have nowhere to be?
Why isn’t there anything to watch on TV?
If the point of language is to name the unnamed, why is English so full of misnomers?
Why are there silent letters?
Why do I bother?