Judge me by my cover,
trust me on this,
I am an open book.
In the interest of transparency,
I have laid it all bare,
can you tell?
Look no further,
I can explain that away,
it’s really just a huge
misunderstanding.
It’s all perfectly normal,
perfectly normal.
I don’t want you to strain
your eyes on something
so mundane.
Some things just aren’t meant
to see
the light of day;
the curiosity
kills me
every time.
But not this thing,
which is completely ordinary
and totally fine.
Can you tell?